Happy birthday to me!
I deserve a day free
From bombasting the business of office;
Not working from home
I’ll chaotically roam
With my mates round the acres of Chequers!
I deserve a short break
From keeping awake
During briefings of damning news stories;
My true personage
Strides on the world stage
Restoring our national glory.
I provided a bus
So those poorer than us
Have somewhere to go and keep warm;
Endurance in prison
Forgetting that I caused her harm.
My incurable cheek
Allows me to speak
My truth while inventing a story;
For I wasn’t schooled
In keeping to rules
Being born a blue-blooded Tory!Thanks to Lorna Smith and Bristol Teachers as Writers, May 2022
One thought on “Boris’ birthday 19 June”
Nicely done. He seems to have been sorting out the Ukraine situation today!
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